Obviously you can watch extensive coverage of the Olympics in BiH. But it isn't the same. I want massively biased coverage! I want to feel part of the movement as the whole country unites in its new found ability to talk expertly about fringe sports (" I think you'll find the synchronicity points for that dive will exceed the execution ones..."). I want to see the replays of England's few medal moments over and over again! I want Adrian Chiles and Sue Barker!
I don't want to see the Croatian water polo team in their very tight red and white checked trunks at 6.30am. It wasn't pretty.
*** updated later on in the day****
They haunt me - innocently checking the Guardian website and I was confronted by this picture. It still isn't very pretty.